User:CrazyRiverOtter



Zach "CrazyRiverOtter" W. is probably the worst person alive. He is very creepy, and thinks he can draw and make games when he can't. Otters are his favorite animal, and this is due to the fact that they trained him to eat popsicles telepathically when he was just a young fetus. Zach seems to enjoy electrocuting raccoons to make them transform into giant fighting robots, as well. Drugs are something Zachary is against, except for "life" which is created by smashing tortilla chips together, putting them in a mixture of water and lemonade, and injecting it. Insert paragraph conclusion here.